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I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside...

Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

If I can be of any help, you’re in worse trouble then I thought.

To do is to be <Sokrates>. To be is to do <Plato>. Do be do be do <Sinatra>.

 

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